Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

You'd Have To Go A Long Way To Find Someone Who Was More Proud And Grateful For What Our Veterans Have Done For All Of Us.

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Way Down Deep, We're All Motivated By The Same Urges. Cats Have The Courage To Live By Them.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.