Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts

He Who Fills His Pockets With The Rocks Of Misdeeds Shall Surely Sink In The River Of Good Fortune.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.