I Never Met A Lasagna I Didn't

It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When One Doesn't Know What One Can't Do.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.