You Gotta Keep The Funny Intact.

The Trend Today Is Vampires, Zombies, Angels, All The Stuff That Puts Me Right To Sleep. It's Too Bad Because It's So Much Less Interesting Than The Diversity Of Stories You Can Tell With Science.

The Two Symbols Of The Republican Party: An Elephant And A Big Fat White Guy Who's Threatened By Change.

I Think At Times I Read Too Much Of My Own Press. I Wish I Was Better At Taking In How Great My Life Is, But That's Surprisingly Elusive. I Tend To Be Very Hard On Myself And Insecure About Failing No Matter What Happens.

If A Song Is Funny And Absurd, And It Sounds Great, It's Just Going To Be That Much Funnier. And There's No Better Example Of That Than 'monty Python.'

Chris Elliott Could Read The Phonebook And He's Funny.