Believe It Or Not, I Have About

When Astrology Was Conceived, All Of The Celestial Bodies Were In Different Places. So If You're A Sagittarius Now, I Guess You Would Have Been A Capricorn 2,000 Years Ago.

Everybody In My Family Had A Real Sick, Twisted Sense Of Humor. Most Of The Jokes We Make In Our House, We Would Just Never Even Dream Of Making Anywhere Else. Just Sick, Horrible Stuff. That Wasn't Anything New To College.

[with R-rated Movie] You're Not Dealing With The Restrictions Imposed By The Fcc. They're Self-imposed. In A Way, That Does Make It Harder. You Actually Have To Think About It, As Opposed To Just Taking For Granted That You're Not Going To Be Able To Do This.

There Are People On Staff Who Have Made That Point, That The Upside To A Second Bush Term Is That It Makes 'american Dad' Work Better. To Me, The Price Is Too High. I Would Gladly Give Up The Comedy To Have A President Kerry. But You Work With What You Have.

I Can't Believe I Am Hosting The Oscars. It's An Honor Everyone Else Said No.