Chris Elliott Could Read The Phonebook And

I'm Wide Open To Getting Married, But Actors Are Not Easy People To Date. You End Up Sharing That Person With This Other Mistress That Is Their Career. I Very Much Like The Traditional Courtship Method Of Making A Date. That's What They Do In Normal Places, But Hollywood's Not Normal.

The Only Reason We Die, Is Because We Accept Death As An Inevitability.

I Still Do A Lot Of Drawing On A Daily Basis.

If Something Is Shocking Without Being Funny It's Hard To Justify.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.