You Got To Be Yourself, You Got

God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.

You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.

Don't Take Life So Serious. It Ain't No-hows Permanent.