You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take

I'm Like The Hulk On Stage. It's Way Over The Top. That's Bizarro Chris. Sometimes I Get Off Stage And Go What Did I Say?! I'll Watch One Of My Stand-up Specials A Year Later And Go Eww, That Was Mean.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

I Think Anybody In Front Of A Crowd Is A Comedian.

I'll Probably Pay More Attention To The Musicians In The Pit Than The Stars Because They're The Closest You're Going To Get To Normal People In The Audience.

There's Math, And Everything Else Is Debatable!