I'm Severely Overrated. I'm Just Above A

You Know You're Rich When You Have To Drive For A Half Hour To Get To Your House Once You're On Your Property.

I Love Having Somebody There - That Companion Thing. You Know Who You're Going To Eat With, Who You're Going To See A Movie With.

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep. And When I See The Tea Party And All This Stuff, It Actually Feels Like Racism’s Almost Over. Because This Is The Last - This Is The Act Up Before The Sleep. They’re Going Crazy. They’re Insane. You Want To Get Rid Of Them - And The Next Thing You Know, They’re Fucking Knocked Out. And That’s What’s Going On In The Country Right Now.

Stand-up Comedy Is Like The Lowest Medium In All Of Show Business In Levels Of Respect.

A Comedy Club Is A Place Where You Work Out Material, You're Trying Material.