You Don't Need A Critic To Tell

I've Been Away From My Two Daughters At A Very Important Time In Their Life.'i Have Missed Most Of Girl Scout Cookie Season.last Night Zahra, My Youngest Called Me Up And Said :"daddy How Come We Never Sell The Most Cookies? How Come Mrs. Dunn Wins Every Year?"'

Not A Harvard-type Education, Just A Not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type Education.

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.