You Don't Need A Critic To Tell

The Only Plan I Have Is To Not Do Anything I Don't Want To Do - And To Never Work Just For Money.

So, To Say Barack Obama Is Progress Is Saying That He's The First Black Person That Is Qualified To Be President. That's Not Black Progress. That's White Progress.

America Is The Only Place Where People Go Hunting On A Full Stomach.

Funny Is Only Something That Others Know About You - You Can't Be Funny By Yourself.

People Say, 'why Is He Bored With Her?' Because He's A Human Being, That's Why; Same Way His Wife Is Bored With Him. That Is Marriage - Anything That's Supposed To Be Forever, Your Going To Get Bored With It. And There Is Nothing Wrong With It, So Don't Take It Personal; If You Are With Somebody For Ten Years And They Are Not Bored With You? Then Something Is Wrong With Them.