Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!

Women Can Have All The Evidence But They Still Want The Confession.

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You Won’t Be Able To Take Your Eyes Off The Next Four Presenters: Salma Hayek And Penelope Cruz.

You're Not Famous Unless People's Mothers Know Who You Are. Everybody Else, You Think You're Famous, But You're Just Hot, And Heat Cools Off.