Anything You Can Suck At Should Make

I Am Just Here To Support The President Of The United States. President Of The United States Is Our Boss, But He Is Also... You Know, The President And The First Lady Are Kinda Like The Mom And The Dad Of The Country. And When Your Dad Says Something You Listen, And When You Don't It Will Usually Bite You On The Ass Later On. So, I'm Here To Support The President.

I'm A Rap Comedian The Same Way Bill Cosby Is A Jazz Comedian, Cosby's Laid Back. I'm Like, Bang, Bang Bang, Right Into It.

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.

If You Told Me Two Years I Would Miss The Greatest Basketball Game Ever To Hang Out With Nathan Lane, I'd Say, 'you're Crazy!'

Karaoke Isn't Fair When You're A Comedian. The Whole Idea Is To Get People Laughing And Enjoying Themselves, And I'm A Professional Funny Guy.