You Can't Start At The Top.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.