You Can't Start At The Top.

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal Village

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At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who Are Interested In Him And Has A Houseful Of Books Isn't Poor.