You Can't Start At The Top.

What We Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

When I Was A Boy I Used To Do What My Father Wanted. Now I Have To Do What My Boy Wants. My Problem Is: When Am I Going To Do What I Want?

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.