You Can't Start At The Top.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

If You Die In An Elevator, Be Sure To Push The Up Button.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.

Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.