You Can't Start At The Top.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

Any Beast Can Cry Over The Misfortunes Of Its Own Child. It Takes A Mensch To Weep For Others' Children.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.