You Can't Sleep Until Noon With The

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?

I Think If You Can Write A Play, Or Produce A Play, The First Step Toward Success [is] If People Don't Want To Kill Themselves In The Lobby. Now There Must Be Four Or Five Other Steps, But That's The First.

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

It Takes At Least One To Make A Marriage.

Movie Actors Are Just Ordinary, Mixed-up People - With Agents.