I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About

Don't Be Silly. I'm A Mature, Intelligent Woman. Of Course I'm Afraid Of My Mother.

To Me Having A Party Is Something Like Having A Baby. The Fact That You Got Through The Last One Alive Is Not Somehow Sufficiently Reassuring Now.

Being On A Ship Is Something Like Being Pregnant. You Can Sit There And Do Absolutely Nothing But Stare At The Water And Have The Nicest Sense That You Are Accomplishing Something.

I Have Noticed That In Plays Where The Characters On Stage Laugh A Great Deal, The People Out Front Laugh Very Little.

Some People Have Such A Talent For Making The Best Of A Bad Situation That They Go Around Creating Bad Situations So They Can Make The Best Of Them.