I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About

To Me Having A Party Is Something Like Having A Baby. The Fact That You Got Through The Last One Alive Is Not Somehow Sufficiently Reassuring Now.

Real Men Don't Do Pickup Lines Just To Sweep Off Every Girls' Feet. They Do And Trust Their Own Instincts Knowing What The Girls' Wants And Needs. Vying To Win Their Hearts.

... It's Impossible To Register Any Emotion Without Using Some Muscle Which, In Time, Will Produce A Wrinkle. ... By The Time She Is Thirty, A Starlet Has Been Carefully Taught To Smile Like A Dead Halibut. The Eyes Widen, The Mouth Drops Open, But The Eye Muscles Are Never Involved.

Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If Some Manufacturer Would Make A Toy As Tough, As Staunch, As Hard To Crack Open As The Carton It Comes In!

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.