I Have Noticed That In Plays Where

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

I Think Success Has No Rules, But You Can Learn A Great Deal From Failure.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

I Know All About Improvisation And The Free-form That Mirrors The Chaos Of Our Time, But I Do Like To Feel That The Playwright Has Done Some Work Before I Got There.