You Can't Eat Compliments.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

It's Better To Live One Day As A Lion Than A Dozen Years As A Sheep.

A Tragic Life Is Romantic When It Happens To Somebody Else.

Valentine, Just A Few Words To Tell You How I Love You. I Have Loved You Since The First Day I Saw You. Whenever That Was.

Brothers And Sisters Should Never Be In The Same Family.