You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks

Only A Woman Can Make You Feel Wrong For Doing Something Right.

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

You Just Got To Be Really Logical When You're A Comedian - To A Fault. Like A Lawyer's Got To Believe In The Law.

Shaq Is Rich. The White Man Who Signs His Check... Is Wealthy. "ah, Here You Go, Shaq. Go Buy Yourself A Bouncing Car. Bling, Bling!"

Emotional Affairs, Those Are The Only Real Affairs; Those Are The Real Ones.