Only A Woman Can Make You Feel

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.

The Thing About Having An Audience Right There Laughing Is That Critics Can Write What They Want, But The Proof Is Right There In Front Of You.

My Goals Were Small. My Goal Was To Become A Big Enough Stand-up That I Wouldn't Have To Do Radio. I Could Sell Out A Club, Which Is Like 300 Seats. If I Got Big Enough, I Could Sell Before I Got There, And I Wouldn't Have To Get Up At 6 In The Morning To Do Radio. That Was Pretty Much The Dream. I Had No Idea I'd Be Playing Madison Square Garden Or Anything.

I'm An Independent, But I Got To Admit I Lean Democratic.

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.