You Can Write A Great Country Record

I Had Always Been - Everybody Kind Of Likes Comedy. I Was Very Interested In Comedy, Beyond Just Liking It. I Had Friends That Took Apart Radios; I Wanted To Take Apart Jokes.

I Think It’s Better To Have Ideas. You Can Change An Idea; Changing A Belief Is Trickier.

Men Are Only As Unfaithful As Their Options.

I Always Say There's No More Little Girls, Just Boys With Breasts. Girls Act Like Boys Nowadays. Teenage Girls, They Go After Boys. They're Predatory Just Like Boys. My Goal Is To Keep My Girls, Girls.

Women Need Food, Water, And Compliments That's Right. And An Occasional Pair Of Shoes.