You Are The Guy Who'll Decide Where

You Can Steer Yourself In Any Direction You Choose.

Just Never Forget To Be Dexterous And Deft. And Never Mix Up Your Right Foot With Your Left. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And 3/4 Percent Guaranteed.)

And Will You Succeed? Yes Indeed, Yes Indeed! Ninety-eight And Three-quarters Percent Guaranteed!

My Trouble Was I Had A Mind But I Couldn't Make It Up!

Why Are They Sad And Glad And Bad? I Do Not Know, Go Ask Your Dad.