Why Are They Sad And Glad And

When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

Thank Goodness For All The Things You Are Not, Thank Goodness You're Not Something Someone Forgot, And Left All Alone In Some Punkerish Place, Like A Rusty Tin Coat Hanger Hanging In Space.

If You Never Did You Should. These Things Are Fun And Fun Is Good.

Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!

I’m Glad We Had The Times Together Just To Laugh And Sing A Song, Seems Like We Just Got Started And Then Before You Know It, The Times We Had Together Were Gone.