Adults Are Obsolete Children.

This Book Is To Be Read In Bed.

Adults Are Just Outdated Children.

Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Real Quite Lucky.

When You Think Things Are Bad, When You Feel Sour And Blue, When You Start To Get Mad... You Should Do What I Do! Just Tell Yourself, Duckie, You're Really Quite Lucky! Some People Are Much More... Oh, Ever So Much More... Oh, Muchly Much-much More Unlucky Than You!

Think Left And Think Right And Think Low And Think High. Oh, The Thinks You Can Think Up If Only You Try!