My Trouble Was I Had A Mind

You Ought To Be Thankful A Hole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not!

Oh The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All.

If Things Start Happening, Don't Worry, Don't Stew, Just Go Right Along And You'll Start Happening Too.

If I Were Invited To A Dinner Party With My Characters, I Wouldn't Show Up.

You Make 'em, I Amuse 'em. [children]