Y'know, You Can't Please All The People

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

Sometimes I Fall Asleep At Night With My Clothes On. I'm Going To Have All My Clothes Made Out Of Blankets.

I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want To Go That Close.

If A Drink Was Ice Cold, It Would Be Impossible To Drink. Because It Would Be Solid. Here's A Drink, Mitch - It's Ice Cold. I Guess I Could Lick It.

My Girlfriend Works At Hooters. In The Kitchen.