Onions Make Me Sad. A Lot Of

I Wish I Could Play Little League Now. I'd Be Way Better Than Before.

I Played Golf... I Did Not Get A Hole In One, But I Did Hit A Guy. That's Way More Satisfying.

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.

I Played In A Death-metal Band. People Either Loved Us Or Hated Us. Or They Thought We Were Ok.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.