Onions Make Me Sad. A Lot Of

I Can't Eat Spaghetti. There's Too Many Of Them.

I Had A Chicken Finger That Was So Big, It Was A Chicken Hand.

What Am I Drinking? Nyquil On The Rocks, For When You're Feeling Sick But Sociable.

I Was In A Convenience Store, Reading A Magazine. The Clerk Told Me, "this Is Not A Library!" "ok! I Will Talk Louder, Then!"

I Didn't Go To College, But If I Did, I Would've Taken All My Tests At A Restaurant, 'cause 'the Customer Is Always Right'.