Yes, I'm A Nice Man And I

I Play Basketball On Sundays And I'm A Very Spiritual Guy; I Read A Lot Of Eastern Philosophy And I Meditate.

I Met A New Girl At A Barbecue, Very Pretty, A Blond I Think. I Don't Know, Her Hair Was On Fire, And All She Talked About Was Herself. You Know These Kind Of Girls: 'i'm Hot. I'm On Fire. Me, Me, Me.' You Know. 'help Me, Put Me Out.' Come On, Could We Talk About Me Just A Little Bit?

My First Appearance As A Guest On The Tonight Show Was In '81.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

I Think Sometimes I Should Do More Carousing, Because I Don't Do Much And Maybe It Would Be Fun Occasionally. It's Hard For Me To Have Fun And I'm A Serious Thinker And A Searcher And Funny From The Front.