Would The Boy You Were Be Proud

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like Taking A Bath-not So Hot Once You Get Accustomed To It.

Expert: A Man Who Makes Three Correct Guesses Consecutively.

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.

The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't Dragged Her Anywhere In Months.

Do It Now. There May Be A Law Against It Tomorrow.