The Unexpected Always Happens.

The Unexpected Always Happens.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Against Logic There Is No Armor Like Ignorance.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.