The Unexpected Always Happens.

A Rut Is A Grave With The Ends Knocked Out.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like Taking A Bath-not So Hot Once You Get Accustomed To It.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

Competence, Like Truth, Beauty, And Contact Lenses, Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.