The Unexpected Always Happens.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

If The Outcome Is Good, What's The Difference Between Motives That Sound Good And Good, Sound Motives?

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

When A Person Puts His Best Foot Forward And Gets It Stepped On, That's Life.