Competence, Like Truth, Beauty, And Contact Lenses,

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

When A New Yorker Looks Like He Has A Suntan, It's Probably Rust.

Before Publishers' Blurbs Were Invented, Authors Had To Make Their Reputations By Writing.