Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers

The Machinery Of Government Is A Vast Series Of Interlocking Hierarchies Riddled Through And Through With Incompetence.

Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

Competence, Like Truth, Beauty, And Contact Lenses, Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.

There Are Two Kinds Of Egotists: Those Who Admit It, And The Rest Of Us