If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie,

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.

The Man Who Believes He Can Do It Is Probably Right, And So Is The Man Who Believes He Can't.

Ignorance Once Dispelled Is Difficult To Reestablish.

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.