If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie,

You Shouldn't Punish Others For Your Own Choices.

Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.

You Can Always Tell A Real Friend: When You've Made A Fool Of Yourself He Doesn't Feel You've Done A Permanent Job.

Heredity Is What Sets The Parents Of A Teenager Wondering About Each Other.

Television Has Changed The American Child From An Irresistable Force To An Immovable Object.