If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie,

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

May Your Happiest Days Of The Past Be Your Saddest Days Of Your Future.

Humility Is The Embarrassment You Feel When You Tell People How Wonderful You Are.

The Incompetent With Nothing To Do Can Still Make A Mess Of It.

In A Hierarchy, Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence.