There Are Two Sorts Of Losers -

Before Publishers' Blurbs Were Invented, Authors Had To Make Their Reputations By Writing.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.

Egypt: Where The Israelites Would Still Be If Moses Had Been A Bureaucrat.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.