The Man Who Believes He Can Do

We Hate To Have Some People Give Us Advice Because We Know How Badly They Need It Themselves.

Many Live By Their Wits But Few By Their Wit.

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Give It To You.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.