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The Trouble With The World Is That Laziness Is Seldom Curable And Never Fatal.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

Many People Will Laugh At The Drop Of A Hat, Especially If The Man Is Still In It.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.