With Identical Twins, You Always Get A

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

In The Sea You've Got To Be Constantly Sort Of Alert. It's Worse In The Sea [than Anywhere Else In The Animal Kingdom]. In The Sea You've Got An Enemy Behind Every Rock.

I Could Eat A Knob At Night.

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.