If You Can't Do It, Don't Do

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.

If You Don't Sleep You Get Run Down. Sloths Never Get A Flu, Cos Its Good Innit Thats When Your Body's Replemishing.

I Saw A Bee Have A Heart Attack.