If You Can't Do It, Don't Do

Every Step Starts With A Step.

I Think People Would Live A Bit Longer If They Didn't Know How Old They Were. Age Puts Restrictions On Things.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

All Fame Is Is Having People You Don't Know Coming Up To You And Saying, 'hello.' I'm Always Polite And People Are Always Nice, But It's Weird.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?