Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?

I Don't Want To Go About Offending People, That's Not My Plan.

I Told Her That I Can't Be Doing With The Wonder Part Of These Trips, But She Said It Should Be The Icing On The Cake... I've Never Liked Wedding Cake Due To The Amount Of Icing, But Then Imagine A Wedding Cake Without It; Just A Dark, Stodgy, Horrible Dry Sponge. The Icing Covers Up The Mess, And That's How I Feel About Most Of The Wonders. They Use Them To Get People To Visit A Place That You Probably Wouldn't Think About Visiting.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo Knob.