It Is Hard Eating A Little Kangaroo

You Never See An Old Man Eating A Twix

People Moan About Drugs Being Tested On Animals. I Sort Of Think It Depends Innit. If The Drug's Aspirin And The Monkey's Got A Headache, Is It Right?

And We've Got A Toaster And Everything. So There Is No Reason For The Wedding.

I Sometimes Wonder How We're Short Of Cod. There's Gonna Be A Load Deep Down That Are Hiding. But It's A Good Reason To Put The Price Up, And It Means A Load Of People Will Have Haddock. They Should Tell People They're Running Out Of All Sorts. Make 'em Panic A Bit.

Normally You Can't Hear You're Own Voice Because You're Talking Over It.