Wit Loses Its Point When Dipped In

Illiterate Him, I Say, Quite From Your Memory.

The Newspapers! Sir, They Are The Most Villainous - Licentious -abominable - Infernal - Not That I Ever Read Them - No - I Make It A Rule Never To Look Into A Newspaper.

A Bumper Of Good Liquor Will End A Contest Quicker Than Justice, Judge Or Vicar.

There Needs No Small Degree Of Address To Gain The Reputation Of Benevolence Without Incurring The Expense.

Easy Writings Curse Is Hard Reading.