Wit Loses Its Point When Dipped In

I Hate To See Prudence Clinging To The Green Suckers Of Youth; 'tis Like Ivy Round A Sapling, And Spoils The Growth Of The Tree.

O Lord, Sir - When A Heroine Goes Mad She Always Goes Into White Satin.

A Man May Surely Be Allowed To Take A Glass Of Wine By His Own Fireside.

Won't You Come Into The Garden? I Would Like My Roses To See You.

Fertilizer Does No Good In A Heap, But A Little Spread Around Works Miracles All Over.