Easy Writings Curse Is Hard Reading.

Fertilizer Does No Good In A Heap, But A Little Spread Around Works Miracles All Over.

For In Religion As In Friendship, They Who Profess Most Are Ever The Least Sincere.

There Is No Trusting Appearances.

There's Only One Truth About War: People Die.

There's No Possibility Of Being Witty Without A Little Ill-nature - The Malice Of A Good Thing Is The Barb That Makes It Stick.