A Bumper Of Good Liquor Will End

Fertilizer Does No Good In A Heap, But A Little Spread Around Works Miracles All Over.

I Open With A Clock Striking, To Beget An Awful Attention In The Audience - It Also Marks The Time, Which Is Four O Clock In The Morning, And Saves A Description Of The Rising Sun, And A Great Deal About Gilding The Eastern Hemisphere.

There Is No Trusting Appearances.

A Wise Woman Will Always Let Her Husband Have Her Way.

When Delicate And Feeling Souls Are Separated, There Is Not A Feature In The Sky, Not A Movement Of The Elements, Not An Aspiration Of The Breeze, But Hints Some Cause For A Lover's Apprehension.