Why Resist Temptation? There Will Always Be

Don't Ever Slam A Door, You Might Want To Go Back.

Be Kind And Considerate To Others, Depending Somewhat Upon Who They Are.

A Woman's Hair Net Tangled In A Man's Spectacles On Top Of The Bedroom Dresser.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.

Golf May Be A Hussy, But I Love Her.