Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

If You've Heard This Story Before, Don't Stop Me, Because I'd Like To Hear It Again.

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

In Any Relationship, The Woman Has Control, The Clever Ones Don't Let The Men Know.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

Africa Is God's Country, And He Can Have It.