Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.