Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"