Why Get Killed When You Can Run

Imagine People Calling You To Find Out If You're Dead. I've Led A Real Crazy Life At Times, And I've Had Many Strange Things Happen To Me, But That Was One Of The Strangest.

Someone Called All The Newspapers In New York And Told Them I'd Died. I've Been Told By Almost Everyone It Was An Ex-wife - I've Had A Few So It's Hard To Pinpoint Which One - But Who Knows For Sure?

No, I'm Not Dying, And I Sure... Ain't Dead.

When That Fire Hit Your Ass, It Will Sober Your Ass Up Quick! I Saw Something, I Went, Well, That's A Pretty Blue. You Know What? That Looks Like... Fire! Fire Is Inspirational. They Should Use It In The Olympics, Because I Ran The 100 In 4.3.

Even When I Was A Little Kid, I Always Said I Would Be In The Movies One Day, And Damned If I Didn't Make It.