If You Ask Me About Women's Lib,

I Believe In The Institution Of Marriage, And I Intend To Keep Trying Till I Get It Right.

I Live In Racist America And I'm Uneducated, Yet A Lot Of People Love Me And Like What I Do, And I Can Make A Living From It. You Can't Do Much Better Than That.

What I Never Understand About A Hangover Is, Where Does The Breath Come From? You Know What I Mean? I Mean, Is Someone Shitting In Your Mouth?

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

I Think About Being Married Again, Having A Home And A Wife. No One Can Ever Be Married Too Many Times, And Maybe If I Keep Trying I'll Get It Right One Day.