What I Never Understand About A Hangover

That's Insanity. We Must Be Good All The Time.

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.

When That Fire Hit Your Ass, It Will Sober Your Ass Up Quick! I Saw Something, I Went, Well, That's A Pretty Blue. You Know What? That Looks Like... Fire! Fire Is Inspirational. They Should Use It In The Olympics, Because I Ran The 100 In 4.3.

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

If I Thought About It, I Could Be Bitter, But I Don't Feel Like Being Bitter. Being Bitter Makes You Immobile, And There's Too Much That I Still Want To Do.