Who You Gonna Believe-me Or Your Lying

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

Someone Called All The Newspapers In New York And Told Them I'd Died. I've Been Told By Almost Everyone It Was An Ex-wife - I've Had A Few So It's Hard To Pinpoint Which One - But Who Knows For Sure?

Friends Take Up Time, And I Didn't Have Time.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

I Became A Performer Because It Was What I Enjoyed Doing.