My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I

Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With Feelings... And Lawyers.

I Urge You To Ask Yourself Just How Honorable It Is To Preside Over The Abuse And Suffering Of Animals.

If I Ain't Horny, I Check To See If My Heart's Beatin'.

I Live In Racist America And I'm Uneducated, Yet A Lot Of People Love Me And Like What I Do, And I Can Make A Living From It. You Can't Do Much Better Than That.

All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.