No, I'm Not Dying, And I Sure...

I Believe In The Institution Of Marriage, And I Intend To Keep Trying Till I Get It Right.

Crosses Only Scare Vampires Away Because They're Allergic To Bullshit.

I Love Show Business. I Wake Up Every Morning And Kiss It.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.

I See People As The Nucleus Of A Great Idea That Hasn't Come To Be Yet.