What I'm Saying Might Be Profane, But

When You're Running Down The Street On Fire, People Get Out Of Your Way!

No, I'm Not Dying, And I Sure... Ain't Dead.

All Humor Is Rooted In Pain.

Marriage Is Really Tough Because You Have To Deal With Feelings... And Lawyers.

I Believe The Ability To Think Is Blessed. If You Can Think About A Situation, You Can Deal With It. The Big Struggle Is To Keep Your Head Clear Enough To Think.