What I'm Saying Might Be Profane, But

A Sold-out House My First Night Back. Do You Have Any Idea What Kinda Pressure That Is? I Could Have Been At Home In My Warm Bed, Playing Nintendo.

I Believe In The Institution Of Marriage, And I Intend To Keep Trying Till I Get It Right.

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

I'd Like To Make You Laugh For About Ten Minutes Though I'm Gonna Be On For An Hour.

The Way I See It, The Earth Is Going To Be Here After We're Dead And Gone. Even If It's A Polluted Planet, And They Messed It Up. Where Do They Go From Here - To Another Planet So They Can Mess That Up Too?